When you think you speak a language properly and go to that Country.
This so accurate it hurts (apply to slang and weird accents too)
(via oknope)
Jared Leto: *making out with a dead fish* You sure this is gonna be in the final edit?
Director: Haaha… yes… definitely…
i can’t wait until october when there’s no sun outside and everything is cute colors and it’s cold and there are terrible horror movies on tv, my power is at its peak then
An app that shows you where there’s a young man in possession of a good fortune who must be in want of a wife
(via garrulus)